We had a mildly productive conversation during PE today - in which we effectively shut out the teacher and his diatribes on the impeccable skill of our school softballers and the importance of batting...well something along the lines - about soccer (or rather the absurdity of it) . Well the topic was the PE teacher's fault seeing how he has a particularly bad habit of making random associations between our short attention spans and EPL . Yeah, just because we are not listening to him, he assumes we were discussing EPL.

I am not getting Maths either. Its not wholly her fault - having an OCD for cleanliness which surpasses the capacity to teach is entirely understandable - but I actually want to be able to grasp her concepts without having to bang my head on the table multiple times just to make sure I am not in a macabre nightmare, and yes, she, who thinks relating her past heroic endeavours and anecdotes takes precendence over teaching, is very much real.

I am this close to self expiration.